Coming from a long line
of Harvard men...
I decided to check out
the hallowed ivy grounds
myself!

Of course, I may end up
on a bread and water diet until college
 in order to afford it...

Wow! Mom passed out on Ohiri field
when she realized
what it was going to cost in 2020
 to send me...

So, I better get moving
and learn how to walk on my own!!

Besides,
I am a Wesbaby after all...